Gaming Mom

Decided to transfer this comedic diary of when I was playing Kings of Chaos.  It was  aboutt he 3rd year of me playing, everyone was cheating and I decided to have someone else “bank” my account.  So I was suspended for a week.  Now mind you I was WAY over the top with gaming online at that point, dedicating every waking moment , living, eating, breathing this game, and then …… they took it away from me.  We often still use the chat feature IRC or mIRC as it is refrenced here  alot.  Alot of the alliances in KOC are also mentioned here PR (Phoenix Rising) BSS(Bonsai Sab Squad)

If you have ever been addicted to gaming, then you will understand this, enjoy.

DAY 1

Iwoke up around 4 am….looked over to comp, smiled, went back to sleep this may not be so bad .
6 am -
Dazed, I went to the bathroom, half asleep my ass hits the toilet, fucking A, someone peed and didnt wipe the seat off, men…
Disgruntled, i stumbled to the kitchen, turne don the coffee pot, and went to the computer, opened up my auto login and was rudely reminded

“You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 6 days, 9 hours, 8 minutes and 7 seconds.”

*smile* at least I can come back…
okay, so i turn on mirc….do my usual rounds….*taps fingers*
maybe ill work on my web site for AC….
go to bravent, fucking shit, all my old front page shit is gone….ugh….
check in on mirc…….no one is talking….
ya know this wouldnt be so bad if i was back to work……

Day 1 10 am
okay, i can do this, without living through my non banned or suspended offies, i can
I can
I can
I cry
10 27 am

“You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 6 days, 8 hours, 59 minutes and 4 seconds. “

yup, still suspended…..
So ill sit on mirc (IRC) for a while..watch everyone talk about how much they are happy so and so is banned…
They keep forgetting my name in the main forum threads though…fuckers….this does nothing for my ego

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10 41 am

hmm lets see,….Agents comp crashed, Remco is not a bot, Aman has been idle for 8 hours, skater thinks school sucks, BSS is still wondering why so many TLL acounts are still running, Zeta-kun keeps sending me odd information, Mord is bitching he cant *gawd forbid* read this diary unregistered, and im still the only person in the #we-ignore-vivlady-24-7 channel

I guess ill get my kid ready for school…hmm maybe her room WILL get cleaned now…

“You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 6 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 15 seconds. “

i think i can, i think i can i think i can

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10:55
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okay, imma be alright, fuck. all my farms!!!! omg!! they are buying DA

OMG OMGOMG
it just hit me

*I just had a  visual of all of PR laughing and singing the song *ding dong the witch is dead the mean old witch, the wicked witch!
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11:14
my dog has fleas….
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11:20
Ive discovered a missing child in my house, apperently mine….
given the time frame of my playing time in KOC, her age is about right….
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12:55 Day 1
My daughter had to go to school, catches the bus…
I walked outside…the air was cold and brisk….my hair lifted in the breeze….I took a deep breath…..then from behind the clouds….a…ray……Isquinted my eyes….and shunned from it a bit….. unsure….scared…
My 6 year old grabbed my hand……”Mommy, its okay, its the sun”
I had forgotten…during my KOC history

Sun….wind….OMFG
Then I looked at my daughter, she looked at me….I smiled…..and she said in her small and unwavering voice
“Why are you so grey?”
I wanted to 5 x 1 (mass attack an account 5x) her

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2:10

Laundrey is done…..I accidently went to log into my account again *sigh* where is lita ffs
Well , when ur not sabbing on mirc….ur being nosey…
elo, is not such a dick as I had thought in the past…..and I dont care if he wears green skirts 0.o
I learned that Aman can curse in KOC channel and not get banned!

I googled captchas….just to try to find one….my pointer finger is twitchy….I think the withdrawels have set in now….will be a rough nite
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245 pm Day 1
Itried to sab the dishes…i figured I only needed 5 spies for the mess that was in the sink…

Ilost weapons….;/
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6:09 pm day 1

Its set in, Im not waking up

I found I have road rage, i yelled at a 90 year old woman for driving the speed limit, telling her I would fuck her world up , and if she didnt believe me iId take her effing DA and she could spend the rest of her living days buying it back!!
YEAH bitch!

*sigh*

Came home, started dinner….I punched the number pad on microwave…….and cried

6:31 Day 1
I sat and stared at the very organized war room….*sigh*
Skate_00, its so pretty….*I sniffed*

“You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 6 days, 49 minutes and 29 seconds “

I found its not good to watch that….seems its like im in a neverending day 6…..
I dropped the coffee grounds on the floor, the spelled out Phnx rising….no shit…i was shocked too
This so fucking blows….

I taught the boys in the house to lift the toilet seat
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8 42 PM
Dear God, if there is one…..let me just look at the captchas…please….

I opened up notepad and looked at the list of chains in PR that I save cause  Im a fucking retard, I do this so if someone ditches a chain, I can still sab them….sab…….sab…….sab……my hand is twitching…..
Im cold,,,,,its so cold in here…..OH!!! I have screen shots….*sigh*  I feel like an addict getting a semi fix….someone who has quit smoking and found a butt in the ashtray…..

1204 am

WTF!!!
I looked at the clock..you have got to be fucking kidding me!!!!! I got up, stumbled to the bathroom, didnt bother with the light, sat on a  WET SEAT!!

$*()$*)%*$)$#$!!!!…..no one was listening when I gave them the tutorial on , Lift the seat, aim….pee…..$*#)*$)%*$)*$$

I walked out and by the comp…glared at it now..stroked my hand over the keyboard…winced….
I can go back to sleep…I layed back down….and slowly drifted, listening to the informercials of how colonics can clean out ur butthole and cause your poop to flow more freely…..

I tossed I turned,  I woke up in a cold sweat….looking at the TV I blinked a few times…an infomercial……a …WTF…KOC imformercial…..
for only 19.99 i could have not one, but 2 accounts on KOC!!! OMFG, I fell off the couch, grabbed the phone.. there was Aman and Rocco, with cheezy smiles…selling KOC accounts, and if I call within the next 10 minutes, they will throw in 5 k clicks from Lacn recruiter!!! OMFG……

I woke up breathing heavy…..I dreamt it…BASTARDS!
3:29 am

I dont have to be  UP!!!!!!!

*a conversation between 2 PR members*

“hey dude “
“yeah”
“guess what ?”
“I bought DA !”

“A  shitload huh? “
“Yeah
Viv CANT SAB IT!!!!!!

fuckers…….
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Day 2 701 AM

“You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 5 days, 12 hours, 16 minutes and 58 seconds. “

It was a rough night…..i made it though, DAY  2!!!!

I dragged myself to the bathroom, I knew the seat was dry….as my ass had cleaned up the pee sometime during my withdrawel night…..
pretty bad when the one thing i look forward to is that early morning pee
Im starting to envy tsom…rdj………can sab..
coffee i need coffee……
I need KOC…..

alls, mortgage company, etc….no problem, i sit down at the comp…yeah i sniffled a bit..my poor mouse …..

so, i go to dial thenumber…

ght=vks-kewof

OMFG

my mortgage companies number….is a fucking capcha!!!

no no *Vivlady smacks myself…. get real Viv….

okay, i put down the phone, i need to do something, AWAY from the phon, the comp…, hmm clothes…yeah il fold the clothes and put them away

i make a pile.. 10 pairs of pants…. 10…i could sab 100 Is with those 10 pairs of pants…..
i have 23 tshirts between my boys….fucking ridiculous, cant hold more than that, its okay, il put them away ONE at time….even if i dont get them all put away, ill get most…haha whos laughing now….

ugh…

i think, ill drink more…i have a constant twitch in my index finger….
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Day2 1:45 pm

ive decided ill pee on the seat myself today, so when my boys go to take ashit!! muuhhaawwwwwww

im going to sabatoge my family now!!!!!!!
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2:51 pm Day 2

Quote:
You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 5 days, 4 hours, 26 minutes and 24 seconds.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH

*Vivlady breathes heavy

*Vivlady grabs the needle and thread and makes a voodoo dol of the admins of KOC

with a crazed look in myeyes…..YEAH thats it ill make them unsuspend me!!!!!!!

FFS!!! im a MOM!!!!! its all ive got!!!!!

….goes back to folding laundrey…
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4:15 Day 2

FFS, hey Viv, i wanted to give you a few 100 mill i will have left after i sell off to my offies…..oh yeah, ur baned…and i want to do it now

this is my irony…

THIS IS MY IRONY

AMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

*Vivlady takes Voodoo doll and pokes pins in Amans winkie

there, take that bitch
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6:58 Day 2

*sigh*….blink blink….I stare att he log in page….it hates me, i keep looking around the back of the monitor, maybei can peek in KOC

i went out for pizza tonight…..traffic…i counted the cars ahead of me….one old lady up front, holding me back…if i sent 3 spies, i be i could sab enough of these effin cars outta my way so i could probe that front care and cause it enough damage to move it outta the way……

my mind set…..gone…

i get home, put pizzas on the table….i open the box DES is spelled out in peperoni
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7:55 pm Day 2

*Vivlady cries

okay panic stage is over…now the waaaaaaa stage is here..
my hand rolls over the very cold and lonely mouse…..click….click …..

click….

i slump into my comp chair….stick my legs under me…tilt my head to the side….

i click on the screen saver……KOC screen savers…..captchas….

AMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

i fall into a heap and cry
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8:32 pm Day 2

Quote:
You have been suspended for Logging into account(s) that are not yours. Your account will be re-enabled in 4 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes and 20 seconds.

freaking kids are driving me nuts, how come for the last year i didnt even hear them??!!!

i look at rob, my oldest…listening to his techno now ugh…..TECHNO!! li run my hands down my face…what is my house coming too….

he says ha ha mom whats the matter, cant sab no one, hahaha

little twit..and to think i gave birth to u, ungrateful……

thats it… I SAB U ROB!!!!!! thats right, im going for 400 IS u twit!! mock me..ull see…and then, il take ur router away!

HA!

i think my hair is falling out
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Day 3 BARELY

Mirc…its my only savior at this point….i sit, watching the channels…rolz you are a god at this point….oh…someone sabbed someone….

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well….maybe….ummm

YES!!
what is this
Remco says:
Hey Viv, sometimes 5 days goes in the blink of an eye!!

WTF best quote EVA!

yes, im stil stuck with seats being peed on….kids bitching…..
seats being peed on….